If you ever want to make your kids really happy and entertain them for 2 whole days, just buy them some face-paint.
At Fred Meyer, D. saw some face paint crayon things. She wanted them and I told her no.
She wouldn't stop talking about them, so Jordan gave her some chores to do and then we went and picked them up for her.
D. became a butterfly.
P. became a tiger.
Then D. took her turn on me and Jordan.
Jordan, obviously, is a clown.
And me, well, she was in the middle of making me into a cat when she said
"I don't know how to do a cat, so you'll be an old man with whiskers and a box on his head."
$4, can't beat it.